Are Blue Balls Real?

We’re here to break down everything you need to know about blue balls—from what causes them to how to get rid of blue balls. 

Holy Smokes, Dude - Your Testicles Totally Have Taste Buds

Depending on what side of TikTok you’re on, you may have seen that trend going around where dudes dip their balls in soy sauce & claim to taste the umami flavor thanks to the taste...

Derm Dude Sack-sational Holiday Gift Guide

On behalf of all Dudes: Simple tips to anyone who gives any f*cks about giving us gifts this year. No more ugly sweaters. We prefer food poisoning, thank you. We’d only wear those hideous ties...

How to Make Your Balls Smell & Taste Good (since you asked, dude 😜)

Hormones, sweat, bacteria—there’s a lot going on down there. Here’s how to make your balls smell and taste good…Dude…for your VISITORS. 

5 Ways To Prevent Meat Sweats

Anyone who has experienced meat sweats before will be quick to tell you exactly how real they are & that you 100% never want to experience them. 

Best Tattoo Shops in Houston

Here’s a factoid that you probably didn’t know. “Houston” was the first word spoken from the moon. Second fun fact. It’s illegal to sell Limburger cheese (you know, the super stinky, runny kind) on Sundays...

Is There Something Fishy About Your Dude's Balls?

Whether it’s ball sweat, jock itch, junk funk or just general unwanted penis smells, ditch the sweaty, itchy, chafing ball smells and discover what a great-smelling sack can do. 

How to Get a Smooth Beard Worthy of Beard Envy

Your beards shouldn’t feel like a Brillo pad, dudes.  No one wants a scratchy, prickly beard full of beardruff rubbing up against their skin—you or your *visitors*.  Discover how to get a soft, smooth beard...

Top 5 Most Painful Places to Get Tattooed (Excluding the Obvious Ones 🤣)

We’ve put together a list of the top five least talked about spots for seriously intense “kill me please” tattoo pain