Whiskey D*ck Kit
YEP, WHISKEY D🍒CK IS A GOOD THING 😉
Our Whiskey D🍒ck Set is everything your balls dry, cool, & smelling fantastic. Plus, a rich oak barrel scent with a hint of sweetness means it’s happy hour for your sack, 24/7.
Set includes:
- Ballgasmic Sack Wash – Sweet whiskey scent. Your dude parts will be sparkling clean, hydrated & smelling ahhh-mazing
- Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream (Sweet Whiskey scent) - Specifically formulated to keep balls cool, dry & delightfully sniffable.
- Amaze Balls Refreshing Deodorizer Spray(Sweet Whiskey scent) - Banish smelly balls forever with our bestselling, on-the-go, odor-absorbing, refreshing sack spray.
- FREE Sack Scrubber™ - Use daily to exfoliate & remove bacteria, oil & pollutants. Your whole body will feel super fresh. And yeah, dude, even your sack & crack will smell delightful.
Note: This ball kit is inclusively formulated for ALL-SIZE sacks. 🤣
Ballgasmic Sack Wash
Duh. Wash ‘em (often, Dude). Air dry or towel dry. It’s America, so you pick.
CAUTION: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.
Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream
Apply a small or large amount (you’re only fooling yourself, Dude) to your fingers and apply directly where you may have chafing or irritation.
Amaze Balls Refreshing Deodorizer Spray
Just 1-2 pumps of our pH-balanced spray on your family jewels after you shower, workout or ‘have social plans’. 😉
WARNING: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.
The most effective ball care
PROUDLY SERVING THE PUBLICS PUBICS 😉
10 HOURS WITHOUT & WITH HAPPY SACK
FIGHT SMELL, SWEAT AND BALL CHAFING.
YOUR BALLS WILL FEEL COOL (REALLY).
WHAT'S INSIDE?
Gentle & powerful ingredients, including all-natural Deoplex* to reduce odor caused by perspiration.
MEET OUR CHIEF DUDE OFFICER, DREW.
Derm Dude™ is men’s grooming for guys who work hard, play hard & are not afraid to say, “F*ck the Rules”. We want to feel good, look good & smell good. And be soft (in the ‘right’ places). Our beards & tattoos are part of own stories. And yeah, our balls say a helluva lot about us too.
In life, we compromise on things like putting down the toilet seat, but at Derm Dude™, we never compromise on the quality of our ingredients, our formulas, or the results every hard working Dude expects & deserves from us. And I promise you, we never will.
Cheers Dudes,
Drew Plotkin
Chief Dude Officer / Founder
FAQs
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While we would not suggest intentionally consuming scoops of any topical cream made by any brand, our product is quickly absorbed into the skin when applied. There is nothing in our formula that would be harmful to your wife, partner, guests, visitors etc., as they pay you a happy visit:)
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Unlike most deodorants and powders, our formula is free of all aluminum, parabens, and talc – Yea, no B.S. (Bad Stuff) for your cherries.
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We only test on one kind of animal… humans.
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It’s a rich oak barrel scent with a hint of sweetness- which means it’s happy hour for your sack, 24/7.