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Whiskey DšŸ’ck Kit

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THE FIRST TIME WHISKEY DICK IS A GOOD THING šŸ˜‰

Just in time for St. Patty’s Day: Our Whiskey DšŸ’ck Set is the perfect pairing of sweet-smelling whiskey goods for yer favorite set of shamrocks. You won’t even need the luck of the Irish to ā€˜get lucky’ with this limited edition set.

Set includes:

  • Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream (Sweet Whiskey scent)Ā - Specifically formulated to keepĀ balls cool, dry & delightfully sniffable.Ā Ā 
  • Amaze Balls Refreshing Deodorizer Spray(Sweet Whiskey scent)Ā  -Ā Banish smelly balls forever with our bestselling,Ā on-the-go, odor-absorbing,Ā refreshingĀ sack spray.
  • FREE Sack Scrubberā„¢ - Use daily to exfoliate & remove bacteria, oil & pollutants. YourĀ whole body will feel super fresh. And yeah, dude, even your sack & crack will smell delightful.Ā 

Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream
Apply a small or large amount (you’re only fooling yourself, Dude) to your fingers and apply directly where you may have chafing or irritation.
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Amaze Balls Refreshing Deodorizer Spray
Just 1-2 pumps of our pH-balanced spray on your family jewels after you shower, workout or ā€˜have social plans’.Ā šŸ˜‰

Ā WARNING:Ā For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.

Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream
Water, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Caprylic Capric Triglycerides, Polyglyceryl-2 Stearate, Glyceryl Stearate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Stearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Tapioca Starch, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Carbomer, Saccharomyces Ferment, Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Flour, Orbignya Oleifera (Babassu) Seed Oil, Polymethylsilsesquioxane, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Camellia sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Extract, Fragrance.

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Amaze Balls Refreshing Deodorizer Spray
Water, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Extract, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Orbignya Oleifera (Babassu) Seed Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Citric acid, Saccharomyces Ferment, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Camellia sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Extract, Allantoin, Fragrance.

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Bye-Bye Beard Druff!


The hair on your beard is different than the hair on your face and your body. Dude, you need a beard wash, and no, not a shampoo, bar of soap or body wash that will strip your skin and beard dry and lead to itchy flakey skin and beardruff.

Remove the bad and keep the good with Nourishing Daily Beard Wash, formulated with Nutri-Beard Complexā„¢ to
gently remove dirt and grime while retaining natural oils for a softer, fuller, healthier-looking beard.

• Rich, foamy lather

• Cleanse without drying beard or skin

• Prevent beard druff (aka beard dandruff)

• Soften & nourish beard

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They Say Men Are Dogs


Studies show that dogs are cleaner than the average
man’s beard. Yep. That means your best friend, who’s on the floor licking himself right now, is cleaner than your beard.Ā Dude, you need to feed your face a foamy explosion of goodness called Derm Dude. Use it. Every single day.
Take care of it and it will take care of you.

Potent Ingredients That Work


Argan Oil
Superfood hydrator for face & beard that helps soothe and calm skin and promote a healthy shine

Jojoba Protein
Deep cleans skin and beard while helping to replenish and condition damaged facial hair

Jojoba Oil
Conditions & softens both facial hair and skin while strengthening the hair and cleaning the hair follicle, which helps maintain a healthy-looking beard

Aloe
Known for its healing properties, helps to calm itchy skin and promote a healthier, flake-free beard

Provitamin B2
Helps to support hair elasticity for a smoother-looking beard

Customer Reviews

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Mark Sanchez
Whisky dick

This might be the best whisky dick I’ve ever had, oh yeah and my girlfriend agrees

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Tom Dom
Great stuff

Field Mechanic out in the oilfield, keeps everything fresh and dry

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John Jones
Great

It’s amazing!!! It smells great and it last a long time!

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Brandon M
Great scent

This stuff is amazing, I didn’t think I was gonna like it, but I do keeps me cool and dry and keeps my sack smelling great

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Mikey P
New Scent, same great FEEL.

You weren't kidding.. this is a GOOD kind of whiskey d*ck. Not too sweet, super light & refreshing. My girl loves it (huge win) and it keeps me cool, dry & fresh all day. Will be ordering more.

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