SHAMROCKS BOX™ – Limited Edition St. Paddy’s Balls Bundle ☘️
This St. Patrick’s Day… don’t just wear green. Protect the gold.
Introducing the Derm Dude Shamrocks Box™ — a limited-edition ball care bundle built to keep your sack fresh, smooth, and lucky all damn day. And even after ya’ pass out at night!
What’s Inside:
☘️(2) Ballgasmic Sack & Body Wash - Strawberry Lollipop & Coconut Rush Scents- Clean, soothe & hydrate yer’ shamrocks and entire body without stripping or drying out skin
(3) Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream –Sweet Whiskey, Island Rum & Bourbon on yer’ rocks- All-day odor control so you don’t smell like a bar floor at midnight. And no more ball itching or chafing, so yer’ hands will be free to go double fisted at the bar!
Amazeballs Instant Deo Sack Spray – Sweet Whiskey Scent- Because no man should suffer sweaty, stinky balls on a national drinking holiday. Take this on-the-go gem to every bar you stop at (are fall down at)
☘️ Sack Scrubber – Do we really need to explain what this one does?
**BONUS** Every Shamrock’s Box includes a free $10 Derm Dude Gift Card. No laddy, you can NOT use the gift card at the pub to order drinks. Nice try.
Whether you’re chasing rainbows or getting chased out of a pub, with our limited edition Shamrocks Box, your boys stay cool, dry, and celebration-ready.
Limited Drop. No Restocks. While supplies last.
Grab the Shamrocks Box™ and let your balls (and their ‘visitors’) feel the luck. 🍀