Well, why do bears shit in the woods? Some things are just facts of life. And another one of those pesky life facts is that if you've got balls, there will be times when they get itchy.
Maybe it's a scorching hot day, and your sack is more humid and damp than the Florida Everglades…
Maybe crowd surfing naked at Coachella over hundreds of un-showered human bacteria factories wasn't as 'next level bro' as you hoped it would be after all….
Or maybe you somehow didn't notice your hot score from Friday night kept scratching her 'meow meow' like an infested cat and looks identical to the gal your four other buddies have been hooking up with. But we're not trying to rub it in, dude. Life happens.