Do beard growth kits really work?ย
Simply put, there are two vastly opposing answers to this question depending on what person you're asking and what their experience with beard growth kits has been in the past.
It goes like this>>
Person 1:
Of course, they work, dude! I've had awesome beard growth results using product 'X' and, I swear by this product. Beard growth kits are legit and I higly recommend product 'X' to anyone looking to accelerate beard growth. Yadda-yadda-yadda...
Sidenote: ๐ Check this dude out. This guy clearly knows the best steps to grow a beard. Totally insane beard growth!
Anyway, I digress...
Person 2:
No flippinโ way, Dude! "Person 1" is full of it!
I've used product 'Z' and never noticed any difference at all in my beard growth. I can definitely say beard growth kits do not work! It's a total scam, and I would never recommend any person to use them.
WOAH! Calm down, 'Person 2'... 'Person 1' does not seem like someone you want to argue with. Sorry, you got ripped-off dude. ย
So who's right here? Do beard growth products work or not?
Well, fortunately/unfortunately, both these answers are 100% correct.
Not all beard growth kits are made equally, just like not all beers or tequilas are made equally. Some give you great results with no headaches, while others leave you in an utter state of regret or buyer's remorse.
Like with so many different products we use in life, it boils down to the quality of production and ingredients of the specific product we are using.
How Can I Determine Which Beard Growth Kits Are Legit?
Hereโs what you should look for in a beard kit that is worth using:
1 - High Quality Ingredients = High Quality Products
If the product doesnโt do what it promises, you are like a turtle on its back. (Fโked!). So read the labels, dude. You want ingredients that actually do something.
For example, hundreds and thousands of beard growth oils are on the market. But the devil is in the ingredients. Look for beard oils that have natural growth-promoting ingredients such as Jojoba Oil, Peppermint oil, Japanese Essential Oil, and Himalayan Oil, for example, all of which receive high reviews for helping promote beard growth naturally.
2 - Feed Your Face!
You water your lawn and feed your dog. How about doing the same for your beard, dude. Give your face a man-spa every day by using the right shampoo and conditioner in the shower every morning.
Important Dudes: DO NOT use hair shampoo on your beard. Most of those products will actually strip the natural oils from your face that you need for a full, thick, healthy beard, as well as promote the ever-dreaded development of beard-druff. It's important to take care of the skin under your beard and do all that you can to prevent beard dandruff.
Never use dandruff shampoo for your head on your face. The skin on your face is far more sensitive than the skin on your scalp, and you could over-dry your face - making the problem worse. Consider using a beard shampoo and conditioner that was formulated specifically for beards.
Your beard wants nourishment from ingredients like Peppermint oil, Sunflower Oil, Vitamin E, Sweet Orange, & soothing Aloe Vera. Ingredients like these are known for hydrating and softening beards while helping stimulate and exfoliate the skin underneath your beard.
A good beard shampoo and conditioner also removes dirt, flakes, odor (and occasionally even stale bar snacks) without drying or stripping your beard of essential natural oils.
3 - Beard Kit Essentials: Tools
A beard comb is a necessary staple in every bearded dudeโs kit. Your beard comb not only helps groom and clean your beard, but itโs also a critical tool to make sure the beard products you apply are being thoroughly worked through your beard hairs and down onto your skin for best absorption and results. I keep two beard combs on-hand as part of my daily routine - one in my shower and one after applying my beard products.
During my morning shower, I later up my beard with our 2-in-1 BeardGasmic Shampoo and conditioner, I take out my beard comb and run it over and through my beard repeatedly for about 30 seconds every morning.
This is a great way to get the maximum benefit out of your beard wash. Then after I dry off and apply my beard oil, I useย a second beard comb I keep handy to run through my beard again and really spread out the beard oil, so it absorbs into my skin and really gets all my beard hairs nice and nourished for the day.
I repeat the same process next with our beard balm (I prefer our Sandalwood scented beard balm, but some days I mix it up and go with our Island Rum scent)
Another must-have in your beard kit is a great beard brush. Most good beard bushes use boars bristle. A boar bristle brush helps gently wipe away dirt and any excess oil. They can cleanse and moisturize at the same time and feel great on your face, like your giving yourself a beard massage (trust us, your worth it, dude).
Iโm also a big fan of beard growth rollers. The tiny microneedles are another easy and fast way to create maximum absorption for the actual beard products you are applying to your skin. Donโt get caught up throwing away big $$ for overpriced electronic tools with crazy promises. The truth is, a few very inexpensive, simple tools can make a huge difference in your beard right away.
4 - Price and Promise: (You get what you pay for, dude)
It sounds simple, but itโs worth repeating. Buying quality products saves you money in the long run. So if you want to surf Amazon and buy the absolute cheapest beard products you can find, have at it. I suspect you will be disappointed in the results.
Good, high-quality ingredients work. And they cost more money than run-of-mill โfluff and fillโ products some brands pump out by the freight load. So use common sense and while there is no reason to overpay, make sure you donโt sell your beard shortโฆor cheap. Also, be aware of fake promises and what I call, "BEARD BSโ.
Can most dudes see a very noticeable improvement by consistently using the right beard products? My answer is, โDoes a bear shit in the woods?โ Or even simpler, YES. But is someone with 3-day old peach fuzz on their chin going to look like this dude from Game of Thrones by using ANY beard products for just a few days? Or even a few weeks? NFW, dude. (Use your imagination for what NFW stands for).
When you think about your beard growth journey, think in 30-day increments. Every 30 days, you should be able to look in the mirror or take a new photo and look back and see a very noticeable improvement. If you donโt, send your products back for a refund. (Or if you havenโt been using them consistently, look in the mirror, slap your face for being neglectful to your beard, and apply your damn products, dude!
Conclusion:
Some beard growth kits are a great addition to your beard growing journey. On the other hand, some are not worth your time or money. Pay attention to what ingredients are in the products and what tools are included with the kit to help maintain your beard and support your growth efforts. Growing a badass beard is a marathon more than anything - so be patient and be committed. Good Luck, dudes.
-Drew Plotkin (Chief Dude Officer)
8 comments
Iโd like to compare yโall with Bearded Mack and Copper Johnโs ๐. I tried them both before I bought them from a friend. โDerma Dudeโ sounds like a scam. Haha Prove me wrong Dude๐
I actually came to this article, as a skeptic of โbeard oilsโ but after reading the article and fact checking the science behind peppermint oils and other natural ingredients as soon as I get paid Iโm buying a kit!
Oh I just saw this message. You should see my beard now! I got the beard growth oil and balm with the roller kit you guys sell, max beard kit, or something like that. I definitely can see the beard oil works now. Do you guys trade products for success stories + pics? Just curious, all good if not. LMK.
Great post Drew. Been following you guys on TikTok. Bought the beard growth kit and whiskey dick set. Iโm 40 and never grown my beard past a week. Just retired from the Marines and Iโm 2 weeks into a year-long beard grow and itโs coming in patchy. I hope the beard kit helps. I just want to have a big full beard once in my life at least.
I made my own beard growth kit long before beard growth kits were a thing. I bought oils that were good for my beard and boar bristle brushes and derma rollers and the basics of what Iโd need to make a kick-ass beard growth and I used that for years. Iโm so glad I donโt have to piece-mill these items together anymore but I missed the money boat on that idea. Who knew everyone would be buying actual beard growth kits.