But fear not my dudes, because this is precisely why your brothers in arms (and sacks, cracks & all other parts) at Derm Dude™ are here to make sure anyone you take on a date brags about you (versus barfs because of you).
As I write this blog post, I am only a few short hours away from my own Derm Dude Date Night ‘Pre-Game’ checklist. Later this evening, my girlfriend and I will enjoy a couple’s pedicure and foot massage.
*Pro-tip dudes: If she doesn’t believe that your sharp, unruly, armor-piercing toe-nails are not actually kept that way for HER protection and defense in case you’re both mugged, then turn a lemon into lemonade and plan pedicures for date night. 😉
Without further ado, here's your official Derm Dude Date Night Pre-Game Checklist: