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Spend $100+ and double the naughty-nice: Happy Sack Candy Cane + FREE $10 gift card at checkout. Sweet deal! 🎉
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Millitary Discounts
4,000+ 5 star reviews
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Specially formulated to keep balls feeling cool, refreshed, and smelling fantastic. No more chaffing or itching!
Includes all-natural DeoPlex®, clinically proven to reduce odor almost 50%
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Charred Woody Oak, Caramel, Honey & Smokey Smooth. Make it a double, dude. 😉
Coconut, Tropical Rum + Hint of Sweet Cherry. 🏝 Happy hour never ends!
Classic, Masculine Ocean & Driftwood. Notes of Sandalwood.
Fresh Summer Strawberries + Warm Sugar notes. Delicious for ‘visitors.’ 📍
Oakey Smooth Whiskey + Roasted Coconut notes. Cheers to having a Whiskey D🍒ck.
Spiced Bourbon + Oaked Vanilla. Warm, rustic scent with aged oak & pure vanilla beans.
Heat and friction causing chafing? Not anymore. Our cream keeps your balls smooth and irritation-free.
Don’t let sweat and bacteria ruin your day. Our cream fights swamp sack to keep you dry and comfortable.
No more stinky balls. Our cream naturally eliminates odors, so you can stay fresh all day long.
Our daily nut cream protects and hydrates, ensuring your jewels stay cool, refreshed, and smelling great.
Shea Butter and Aloe Vera provide instant cooling relief, keeping your balls comfortable no matter the situation.
Take freshness with you. Our cream is travel-friendly, so you can keep your balls cool and fresh wherever you go.
Best product on the market. Bourbon scent is my favorite. So far.
Great product, does as advertised. The strawberry is very nice, so is the coconut
Smells great and it actually works unlike any other
I absolutely love the “Holy Foot Cream” and “Happy Sack”. Great products that actually work. I will be ordering more
Happy Sack is awesome!! Love the smell and it does what it says it will do.
Good scent
Good scent