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Happy Crack™ Refresh & Cool Spray

Happy Crack™ Refresh & Cool Spray

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Keep your man crack dry, cool, and minty fresh all day with our Happy Crack™ Cooling & Soothing Spray. This powerful spray tackles irritation, sweat, and odor, leaving you comfortable and confident. Your crack has never been happier!

  • 🚫 DeoPlex®: Naturally eliminates odors caused by perspiration
  • ❄️ Allantoin: Helps irritation and protects skin from heat and friction
  • 🌿 Aloe Vera & Chamomile: Hydrate, nourish, and soften skin
  • 🍃 Witch Hazel: Keeps skin dry and healthy with antioxidant properties

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MINTY FRESH:

A 'cheeky' blend of Just-Crushed Mint Leaves. A great way to 'awake, energize & freshen... the tush. 😉

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Classic, Masculine Ocean & Driftwood. Notes of Sandalwood.

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SWEATY, SMELLY CRACK?

Total Refreshment

Struggling with swamp ass? Our Happy Crack spray eliminates odor and keeps your crack cool and fresh all day.

CHAFING AND IRRITATION?

Soothe Your Skin

Chafing and irritation can ruin your day. Our spray soothes and hydrates, ensuring your skin stays comfortable and irritation-free.

EMBARRASSING ODORS?

Stay Fresh All Day

Don’t let odors hold you back. Happy Crack keeps your crack smelling great and feeling fresh throughout the day.

CRACK COOLER EXTRAORDINAIRE

All-Day Freshness

Our Happy Crack™ spray includes everything you need to keep your crack feeling fresh and comfortable all day long.

BUTT-LOVING INGREDIENTS

Premium Quality

Made with high-quality ingredients, our spray ensures your crack gets the best care possible.

CRACK CARE TO-GO

Travel-Friendly

Compact and convenient, the Happy Crack™ spray is perfect for keeping your crack fresh wherever you go.

Nature's Ingredients

DeoPlex®

Derived from natural sugar cane, it's clinically tested and proven to naturally reduce odor by almost 50%.

Eucalyptus Leaf Oil

Helps trap water to skin, which may prevent and relieve dryness, flaking and irritation.

Allantoin

Soothes dry, itchy skin, softens skin and fights transepidermal water loss (tewl).

Witch Hazel

Anti-inflammatory properties help soothe irritation caused by chafing

Jojoba Seed Oil

Helps soothe, nourish and condition skin