Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Ball Cream
Love and protect your precious gems against chafing and swamp sack (aka sweating and bacteria), with our luxurious daily nut cream. Learn more.
FAST-ACTING RELIEF FOR YOUR JEWELS
Love and protect your precious gems against chafing and swamp sack (aka sweating and bacteria), with our luxurious daily nut cream. Specially formulated to keep balls feeling cool, refreshed, and smelling fantastic. Dude….show your sack some love. (Or nobody else will 😉)
- 🙌 Shea Butter helps protect skin from heat and friction that causes chafing
- 💦 Aloe Vera & Chamomile helps hydrate, nourish & soften skin
- 🙂 Avena Sativa with anti-fungal & anti-inflammatory properties helps calm & soothe ball itch
- 💪 DeoPlex® naturally eliminates odors caused by perspiration
- ✈️Travel / TSA friendly
MADE IN THE USA 🇺🇸
Water (Aqua), Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Tapioca Starch, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Polyglyceryl-2 Stearate, Glyceryl Stearate, Acrylates/Beheneth-25 Methacrylate Copolymer, Saccharomyces Ferment, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Polymethylsilsesquioxane, Colloidal Oatmeal Extract, Fragrance, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract (Green Tea).
Apply a small or large amount (you're only fooling yourself, Dude) to your fingers and apply directly to your balls and surrounding areas.
CAUTION: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.
We make happy sacks
PROUDLY SERVING THE PUBLICS PUBICS 😉
-Andrew Breithaupt, MD
The ingredients and formulas are effective, calming, and soothing, which are all important when caring for your hygiene and especially the sensitive areas."
FIGHT SMELL, SWEAT AND BALL CHAFING.
YOUR BALLS WILL FEEL COOL (REALLY).
10 HOURS WITHOUT & WITH HAPPY SACK
WHAT'S INSIDE?
Gentle & powerful ingredients, including all-natural Deoplex* to reduce odor caused by perspiration.
MEET OUR CHIEF DUDE OFFICER, DREW.
Derm Dude™ is men’s grooming for guys who work hard, play hard & are not afraid to say, “F*ck the Rules”. We want to feel good, look good & smell good. And be soft (in the ‘right’ places). Our beards & tattoos are part of our own stories. And yeah, our balls say a helluva lot about us too.
In life, we compromise on things like putting down the toilet seat, but at Derm Dude™, we never compromise on the quality of our ingredients, our formulas, or the results every hard working Dude expects & deserves from us. And I promise you, we never will.
Cheers Dudes,
Drew Plotkin
Chief Dude Officer / Founder
FAQs
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While we would not suggest intentionally consuming scoops of any topical cream made by any brand, our product is quickly absorbed into the skin when applied. There is nothing in our formula that would be harmful to your wife, partner, guests, visitors etc., as they pay you a happy visit:)
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Unlike most deodorants and powders, our formula is free of all aluminum, parabens, and talc – Yea, no B.S. (Bad Stuff) for your cherries.
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We only test on one kind of animal… humans.