Happy Crack™ Refresh & Cool Spray
DUDE: Keep your man crack dry, cool & minty fresh.
- 🙌 Allantoin helps irritation & protects skin from heat and friction
- 💦 Aloe Vera & Chamomile helps hydrate, nourish & soften skin
- 🙂 Witch hazel with antioxidant properties helps keep skin dry & skin healthy
- 💪 DeoPlex® naturally eliminates odors caused by perspiration
- ✈️Travel / TSA friendly
MADE IN THE USA 🇺🇸
Spray externally on tush cheeks.
CAUTION: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.
Water, Polysorbate-20, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Saccharomyces Ferment, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Benzalkonium Chloride, Allantoin, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Extract, Orbignya Oleifera Seed Oil, Citric Acid, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil.
Bye-Bye Beard Druff!
The hair on your beard is different than the hair on your face and your body. Dude, you need a beard wash, and no, not a shampoo, bar of soap or body wash that will strip your skin and beard dry and lead to itchy flakey skin and beardruff.
Remove the bad and keep the good with Nourishing Daily Beard Wash, formulated with Nutri-Beard Complex™ to
gently remove dirt and grime while retaining natural oils for a softer, fuller, healthier-looking beard.
• Rich, foamy lather
• Cleanse without drying beard or skin
• Prevent beard druff (aka beard dandruff)
• Soften & nourish beard
They Say Men Are Dogs
Studies show that dogs are cleaner than the average
man’s beard. Yep. That means your best friend, who’s on the floor licking himself right now, is cleaner than your beard. Dude, you need to feed your face a foamy explosion of goodness called Derm Dude. Use it. Every single day.
Take care of it and it will take care of you.
Potent Ingredients That Work
Superfood hydrator for face & beard that helps soothe and calm skin and promote a healthy shine
Deep cleans skin and beard while helping to replenish and condition damaged facial hair
Conditions & softens both facial hair and skin while strengthening the hair and cleaning the hair follicle, which helps maintain a healthy-looking beard
Known for its healing properties, helps to calm itchy skin and promote a healthier, flake-free beard
Helps to support hair elasticity for a smoother-looking beard
helps my ass from getting swampy. does the job lol
“I was never an ass eater, but now……let me tell you”
-A wife of a husband who uses Happy Crack, probably!