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Happy Crack™ Refresh & Cool Spray

$15.00 $21.00

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DUDE: Keep your man crack dry, cool & minty fresh.

  • 🙌 Allantoin helps irritation & protects skin from heat and friction 
  • 💦 Aloe Vera & Chamomile helps hydrate, nourish & soften skin
  • 🙂 Witch hazel with antioxidant properties helps keep skin dry & skin healthy 
  • 💪 DeoPlex® naturally eliminates odors caused by perspiration
  • ✈️Travel / TSA friendly

MADE IN THE USA 🇺🇸

Spray externally on tush cheeks.

CAUTION: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.

Water, Polysorbate-20, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Saccharomyces Ferment, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Benzalkonium Chloride, Allantoin, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Extract, Orbignya Oleifera Seed Oil, Citric Acid, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil.

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Bye-Bye Beard Druff!


The hair on your beard is different than the hair on your face and your body. Dude, you need a beard wash, and no, not a shampoo, bar of soap or body wash that will strip your skin and beard dry and lead to itchy flakey skin and beardruff.

Remove the bad and keep the good with Nourishing Daily Beard Wash, formulated with Nutri-Beard Complex™ to
gently remove dirt and grime while retaining natural oils for a softer, fuller, healthier-looking beard.

• Rich, foamy lather

• Cleanse without drying beard or skin

• Prevent beard druff (aka beard dandruff)

• Soften & nourish beard

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They Say Men Are Dogs


Studies show that dogs are cleaner than the average
man’s beard. Yep. That means your best friend, who’s on the floor licking himself right now, is cleaner than your beard. Dude, you need to feed your face a foamy explosion of goodness called Derm Dude. Use it. Every single day.
Take care of it and it will take care of you.

Potent Ingredients That Work


Argan Oil
Superfood hydrator for face & beard that helps soothe and calm skin and promote a healthy shine

Jojoba Protein
Deep cleans skin and beard while helping to replenish and condition damaged facial hair

Jojoba Oil
Conditions & softens both facial hair and skin while strengthening the hair and cleaning the hair follicle, which helps maintain a healthy-looking beard

Aloe
Known for its healing properties, helps to calm itchy skin and promote a healthier, flake-free beard

Provitamin B2
Helps to support hair elasticity for a smoother-looking beard

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noah
helps with swamp ass

helps my ass from getting swampy. does the job lol

B
Brad
Asslicious!!!

“I was never an ass eater, but now……let me tell you”

-A wife of a husband who uses Happy Crack, probably!

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