Apple Pie Sack Set
ALL AMERICAN APPLE PIE SACK SET + FREE A SACK SCRUBBER!
Derm Dude™ is declaring independence from smelly balls once & for all! 🎆 Our limited-edition ‘ALL AMERICAN Apple Pie Sack Set’ 🇺🇸 keeps your balls dry, cool, & smelling fantastic. And yes, dude, your happy sack really will smell like delicious apple pie. 🥧😀
Set includes:
- TSA-Approved Ballgasmic Sack Wash (Coconut Rush scent) - Activated charcoal keeps your dude parts sparkling clean, hydrated & smelling ahhh-mazing
- Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream (Apple Pie scent) - Specifically formulated to keep balls cool, dry & delightfully sniffable.
- Amaze Balls Refreshing Deodorizer Spray(Apple Pie scent) - Banish smelly balls with our bestselling, on-the-go, odor-absorbing, refreshing sack spray
Note: This ball kit is inclusively formulated for ALL-SIZE sacks. 🤣
PROUDLY MADE IN USA 🇺🇸
Ballgasmic Sack Wash
Duh. Wash ‘em (often, Dude). Air dry or towel dry. It’s America, so you pick.
CAUTION: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.
Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream
Apply a small or large amount (you’re only fooling yourself, Dude) to your fingers and apply directly where you may have chafing or irritation.
Amaze Balls Refreshing Deodorizer Spray
Just 1-2 pumps of our pH-balanced spray on your family jewels after you shower, workout or ‘have social plans’. 😉
WARNING: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.