Are Blue Balls Real?

We’re here to break down everything you need to know about blue balls—from what causes them to how to get rid of blue balls. 

Holy Smokes, Dude - Your Testicles Totally Have Taste Buds

Depending on what side of TikTok you’re on, you may have seen that trend going around where dudes dip their balls in soy sauce & claim to taste the umami flavor thanks to the taste...

Derm Dude Sack-sational Holiday Gift Guide

On behalf of all Dudes: Simple tips to anyone who gives any f*cks about giving us gifts this year. No more ugly sweaters. We prefer food poisoning, thank you. We’d only wear those hideous ties...

How to Make Your Balls Smell & Taste Good (since you asked, dude 😜)

Hormones, sweat, bacteria—there’s a lot going on down there. Here’s how to make your balls smell and taste good…Dude…for your VISITORS. 

Best Tattoo Shops in Houston

Here’s a factoid that you probably didn’t know. “Houston” was the first word spoken from the moon. Second fun fact. It’s illegal to sell Limburger cheese (you know, the super stinky, runny kind) on Sundays...

How Painful is a Head Tattoo?

Getting a head tattoo takes a decent size head. And some major size balls. Sure, there’s no shortage of artists willing to ink your scalp. But WAIT! Use your noggin because a head tattoo differs...

Best Tattoo Shops in Boston

There’s more to Bah-stin than just the accent, ya know. On top of being the birthplace of baked beans, Boston cream pies, and Fenway Park, did you know Boston is also a killer city to...

Benefit of Using Biotin Beard Spray for Hair Growth

Biotin. What is it? Why do you need it to grow a mega beard? And what are the benefits of using a biotin beard spray to help get you a full-on kick-ass Viking beard that...

Best Tattoo Shops in San Antonio

Dude: Did you know that San Antonio is the most visited city in all of Texas? Giddyup! With so many people visiting San Antonio, your pals at Derm Dude ™ put together a list of...