On behalf of all Dudes:
Simple tips to anyone who gives any f*cks about giving us gifts this year.
- No more ugly sweaters. We prefer food poisoning, thank you.
- We’d only wear those hideous ties in front of the judge.
- Ahem…we already buy all the damn booze we want. 365 days a year.
So now that we got that clerical $hit out of the way, here’s the Derm Dude™ list of gifts every dude wants in his sacking stuffer this year. Plus, tasteful ways to let your significant other know why these are perfect gifts for you.