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Sack & Crack Power Pair

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DUDE: OUR SACK & CRACK POWER PAIR HAS YOU WELL COVERED BOTH WAYS

Our bestselling Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream fights bacteria, sweat & odor while instantly cooling your balls. Ditch the jock itch & chaffing, + your balls will smell fantastic. And get cheeky with our Happy Crack Refresh & Cool Spray. No more swamp ass. Just a few sprays a day & you’ll be cool, comfy & confident ‘back there.' Plus, our light fragrance makes this the perfect gift for you or your favorite ‘Ass-hole.’

SCENTS:

  • Happy Crack Refresh & Cool Spray - Minty Fresh 
  • Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream - Choose MVP or Coconut Rush

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    Happy Crack Refresh & Cool Spray
    Spray externally on tush cheeks.
    CAUTION: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.

    Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream 
    Apply a small or large amount (you’re only fooling yourself, Dude) to your fingers and apply directly where you may have chafing or irritation. 

    CAUTION: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.

    Happy Crack Refresh & Cool Spray
    Water, Polysorbate-20, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Saccharomyces Ferment, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Benzalkonium Chloride, Allantoin, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Extract, Orbignya Oleifera Seed Oil, Citric Acid, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil.


    Happy Sack Nut Love Cooling Cream 
    Water, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Caprylic Capric Triglycerides, Polyglyceryl-2 Stearate, Glyceryl Stearate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Stearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Tapioca Starch, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Carbomer, Saccharomyces Ferment, Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Flour, Orbignya Oleifera (Babassu) Seed Oil, Polymethylsilsesquioxane, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Camellia sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Extract, Fragrance

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    Bye-Bye Beard Druff!


    The hair on your beard is different than the hair on your face and your body. Dude, you need a beard wash, and no, not a shampoo, bar of soap or body wash that will strip your skin and beard dry and lead to itchy flakey skin and beardruff.

    Remove the bad and keep the good with Nourishing Daily Beard Wash, formulated with Nutri-Beard Complex™ to
    gently remove dirt and grime while retaining natural oils for a softer, fuller, healthier-looking beard.

    • Rich, foamy lather

    • Cleanse without drying beard or skin

    • Prevent beard druff (aka beard dandruff)

    • Soften & nourish beard

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    They Say Men Are Dogs


    Studies show that dogs are cleaner than the average
    man’s beard. Yep. That means your best friend, who’s on the floor licking himself right now, is cleaner than your beard. Dude, you need to feed your face a foamy explosion of goodness called Derm Dude. Use it. Every single day.
    Take care of it and it will take care of you.

    Potent Ingredients That Work


    Argan Oil
    Superfood hydrator for face & beard that helps soothe and calm skin and promote a healthy shine

    Jojoba Protein
    Deep cleans skin and beard while helping to replenish and condition damaged facial hair

    Jojoba Oil
    Conditions & softens both facial hair and skin while strengthening the hair and cleaning the hair follicle, which helps maintain a healthy-looking beard

    Aloe
    Known for its healing properties, helps to calm itchy skin and promote a healthier, flake-free beard

    Provitamin B2
    Helps to support hair elasticity for a smoother-looking beard

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