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TIS THE SEASON TO GET F*CKING LIT…YOUR TATTOOS DUDE,! 

The wickedly effective gift for the tattoo collectors in your life! Help heal & POP all your tattoos with our best-selling & 100% natural Nuclear Balm Tattoo Aftercare & our Instant Tattoo Brightening Spray (yeah dude, it does what the name says).Plus, take your tattoos to Defcon 1 with our just released auto-biography, Under My SkinBaring it All One Tattoo at a Time, by our founder, tattoo collector & skincare developer Drew Plotkin. Okay, FINE DUDE…we’ll also throw in and our limited-edition Derm Dude™ Ink Museum Hat. (Make us look F*CKING GREAT DUDE!)

    MADE IN THE USA 🇺🇸

    Nuclear Balm Brightening Tattoo Aftercare, 2 OZ. NET WT.
    Apply tattoo balm generously to new tattoos to help promote healing and apply daily to existing tattoos for instant hydration and to brighten and renew the appearance of your tattoos. 
    Instant Tattoo Brightening Mist, 2.0 OZ
    Easy, on-the-go tattoo aftercare spray helps hydrate and brighten the appearance of tattoos with every use. Use daily on skin and tattoos only.
    WARNING: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.
    Nuclear Balm Brightening Tattoo Aftercare, 2 OZ. NET WT.
    Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Beeswax, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Balsam Copaiba Resin, Hippophae Rhamnoides Oil, Squalane, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Tocopherol, Daemonorops Draco Extract, Saccharomyces Ferment Filtrate, Arctium Lappa Root Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Echinacea Purpurea Extract, Hypericum Perforatum Flower Extract, Plantago Major Leaf Extract, Ascophyllum Nodosum Extract, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Thymus Vulgaris (Thyme) Leaf Extract, Propanediol, Glycerin.
    Instant Tattoo Brightening Mist, 2.0 OZ
    Caprylic Caprate Triglyceride, Isopropyl Palmitate, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Coco-Caprylate, Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil, Caryodendron Orinocense Seed Oil, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Symphytum Officinale (Comfrey) Root Extract, Tocopherol
    MADE BY TATTOO COLLECTORS. FOR TATTOO COLLECTORS.
    Tattoo Aftercare Before and After Anime Photo
    Tattoo Aftercare Before and After Geisha Photo
    Tattoo Aftercare Before and After Dreamcatcher Photo
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    NUCLEAR BALM BRIGHTENING TATTOO AFTERCARE


    100% Natural Tattoo Aftercare to help promote healing of new tattoos and light up faded, older tattoos.


    ♥️Helps heal new tattoos

    Tattoos look Brighter & Vibrant in 1 application 

    🌿100% Natural Ingredients

    Never Sticky or Greasy

    No Petroleum

    QUESTIONS? WE'VE GOT ANSWERS.
    What kind of tattoos and skin tones does Derm Dude work on?
    Why is Derm Dude's sunscreen the best for tattoos?
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    Bye-Bye Beard Druff!


    The hair on your beard is different than the hair on your face and your body. Dude, you need a beard wash, and no, not a shampoo, bar of soap or body wash that will strip your skin and beard dry and lead to itchy flakey skin and beardruff.

    Remove the bad and keep the good with Nourishing Daily Beard Wash, formulated with Nutri-Beard Complex™ to
    gently remove dirt and grime while retaining natural oils for a softer, fuller, healthier-looking beard.

    • Rich, foamy lather

    • Cleanse without drying beard or skin

    • Prevent beard druff (aka beard dandruff)

    • Soften & nourish beard

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    They Say Men Are Dogs


    Studies show that dogs are cleaner than the average
    man’s beard. Yep. That means your best friend, who’s on the floor licking himself right now, is cleaner than your beard. Dude, you need to feed your face a foamy explosion of goodness called Derm Dude. Use it. Every single day.
    Take care of it and it will take care of you.

    Potent Ingredients That Work


    Argan Oil
    Superfood hydrator for face & beard that helps soothe and calm skin and promote a healthy shine

    Jojoba Protein
    Deep cleans skin and beard while helping to replenish and condition damaged facial hair

    Jojoba Oil
    Conditions & softens both facial hair and skin while strengthening the hair and cleaning the hair follicle, which helps maintain a healthy-looking beard

    Aloe
    Known for its healing properties, helps to calm itchy skin and promote a healthier, flake-free beard

    Provitamin B2
    Helps to support hair elasticity for a smoother-looking beard

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