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Tattoo Like New Limited Edition T-Shirt

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This t-shirt has that perfectly lived-in feel. Super-soft, lightweight, perfect amount of stretch and fits just right.

  • 💯 100% Egyptian cotton (None of that cheapy, itchy crap)
  • 🚣‍♀️ Crew neck (The 70's are over. Ditch the V-necks, pal)
  • 💦 Washes well (So wash it ya stinky *&^#$@)

WARNING: 
Keep your shirt on. Significant others (or strange freaks) may steal this to wear or sleep in it. This shirt has not been FDA reviewed or approved for birth control or prevention of most, if not all, STDs. If while wearing this hat you end up incarcerated (that means jail, Dude), do not use your one call from the lock-up to call Derm Dude™. Unless you are placing another product order, in which case, we are available to you 24/7.

Bye-Bye Beard Druff!


The hair on your beard is different than the hair on your face and your body. Dude, you need a beard wash, and no, not a shampoo, bar of soap or body wash that will strip your skin and beard dry and lead to itchy flakey skin and beardruff.

Remove the bad and keep the good with Nourishing Daily Beard Wash, formulated with Nutri-Beard Complex™ to
gently remove dirt and grime while retaining natural oils for a softer, fuller, healthier-looking beard.

• Rich, foamy lather

• Cleanse without drying beard or skin

• Prevent beard druff (aka beard dandruff)

• Soften & nourish beard

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They Say Men Are Dogs


Studies show that dogs are cleaner than the average
man’s beard. Yep. That means your best friend, who’s on the floor licking himself right now, is cleaner than your beard. Dude, you need to feed your face a foamy explosion of goodness called Derm Dude. Use it. Every single day.
Take care of it and it will take care of you.

Potent Ingredients That Work


Argan Oil
Superfood hydrator for face & beard that helps soothe and calm skin and promote a healthy shine

Jojoba Protein
Deep cleans skin and beard while helping to replenish and condition damaged facial hair

Jojoba Oil
Conditions & softens both facial hair and skin while strengthening the hair and cleaning the hair follicle, which helps maintain a healthy-looking beard

Aloe
Known for its healing properties, helps to calm itchy skin and promote a healthier, flake-free beard

Provitamin B2
Helps to support hair elasticity for a smoother-looking beard

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For real. No dinero? No problemo. You can still rock our badass merch. How? 


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SHOW OFF YOUR TATTOOS & BEARD WITH A T-SHIRT THAT'S THE PERFECT COMBO OF DOPE & BADASS

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