Tattoo Like New Limited Edition T-Shirt
This t-shirt has that perfectly lived-in feel. Super-soft, lightweight, perfect amount of stretch and fits just right.
💯 100% Egyptian cotton (None of that cheapy, itchy crap)
🚣♀️ Crew neck (The 70's are over. Ditch the V-necks, pal)
- 💦 Washes well (So wash it ya stinky *&^#$@)
Keep your shirt on. Significant others (or strange freaks) may steal this to wear or sleep in it. This shirt has not been FDA reviewed or approved for birth control or prevention of most, if not all, STDs. If while wearing this hat you end up incarcerated (that means jail, Dude), do not use your one call from the lock-up to call Derm Dude™. Unless you are placing another product order, in which case, we are available to you 24/7.
Bye-Bye Beard Druff!
The hair on your beard is different than the hair on your face and your body. Dude, you need a beard wash, and no, not a shampoo, bar of soap or body wash that will strip your skin and beard dry and lead to itchy flakey skin and beardruff.
Remove the bad and keep the good with Nourishing Daily Beard Wash, formulated with Nutri-Beard Complex™ to
gently remove dirt and grime while retaining natural oils for a softer, fuller, healthier-looking beard.
• Rich, foamy lather
• Cleanse without drying beard or skin
• Prevent beard druff (aka beard dandruff)
• Soften & nourish beard
They Say Men Are Dogs
Studies show that dogs are cleaner than the average
man’s beard. Yep. That means your best friend, who’s on the floor licking himself right now, is cleaner than your beard. Dude, you need to feed your face a foamy explosion of goodness called Derm Dude. Use it. Every single day.
Take care of it and it will take care of you.
Potent Ingredients That Work
Superfood hydrator for face & beard that helps soothe and calm skin and promote a healthy shine
Deep cleans skin and beard while helping to replenish and condition damaged facial hair
Conditions & softens both facial hair and skin while strengthening the hair and cleaning the hair follicle, which helps maintain a healthy-looking beard
Known for its healing properties, helps to calm itchy skin and promote a healthier, flake-free beard
Helps to support hair elasticity for a smoother-looking beard
KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!
For real. No dinero? No problemo. You can still rock our badass merch. How?
📧 🎟 Sign up for email or text - you automatically get entered to win exclusive merch in our weekly drawings, plus get an instant 10% OFF site-wide. Not too shabby.