Dude Emergency Kit
DUUUUDE. YOU WOKE UP (SOMEWHERE) LOOKING & SMELLING LIKE A TRAINWRECK.
Our Dude Emergency Kit is an instant and delicious smelling way to replace that nasty hangover stench, while also dialing back the accordion-looking deep wrinkles and saggy eye bags from the all-night toga party.
- 💼 Quickly reduces under-eye bags, wrinkles & puffiness
- 💩 Deodorizes head-to-toe (includes sack & crack)
- ⏰ Made for dudes who don’t waste time & want convenience
- 👊 Helps soften, restore & protects hair & skin
*Special bulk order discounts available for Bachelor parties, Parole parties and pretty much any celebration event where it’s a pretty safe bet, you’re gonna need a Dude Emergency Kit (for bulk order info, email whatsup@dermdude.com).
QUICKIE™ Fast-Acting Wrinkle Reducer, 0.5 FL. OZ
On clean, dry skin, gently apply a thin layer with fingertips (start with a drop) and smooth over targeted areas on face. Be careful to avoid eyes. Don’t rub. Allow to set and dry completely.
WARNING: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.
3-in1 Power Wash Mornin' After, 16 FL. OZ | 475 ML
Wet hair and skin with warm water. Generously lather on hair and body, washing thoroughly over entire body (in every crevice) and scalp. Rinse well.
WARNING: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately.
QUICKIE™ Fast-Acting Wrinkle Reducer, 0.5 FL. OZ
Unscented: Water (Aqua), Propylene Glycol, Sodium Silicate, Magnesium Aluminum Silicate, Euterpe Oleracea (Acai) Fruit Extract, Perilla Frutescens Extract, Quercus Alba Bark Extract, Chondrus Crispus (Seaweed) Extract, 100% Pure Dudeness, Sodium Hyaluronate, Glycerin, Lactobacillus Ferment, Butylene Glycol, Acetyl Hexapeptide-8, Pentapeptide-18, Dipeptide Diaminobutyroyl Benzylamide Diacetate, Acetyl Octapeptide-3, Palmitoyl Tripeptide-1, Palmitoyl Tetrapeptide-7, Cellulose Gum, Carbomer, Caprylyl Glycol, Polysorbate 20, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin.
3-in1 Power Wash Mornin' After, 16 FL. OZ | 475 ML
Warm/Hot Water, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid 50%, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside, Plant-Based Glycerin, Sunflower Oil, Benzoic Acid, Propandiol, Sorbitan Caprylate, Vitamin E, Aloe Extract, Lemon Peel Extract, Citrus Orange Peel Oil, Fragrance.
DROP THE BAGGAGE!
QUICKIE™ makes it simple and fast for every dude to look their best in as little as 5 minutes.
💪 High-performance formula Anti-Aging Peptide Complex
👶 Lightweight formula
🗿 Magically appears to lift & sculpt skin
🚀 Almost instant line-filling benefits
🕙 Results last up to 10 hours!
3-IN-1 POWER WASH - MORNIN' AFTER
Dude, we got you for those days when you need every bit of extra help you can get after the debauchery from the night before. Trust us, our Mornin’ After scent is the perfect coverup you need…in a bottle. You’re welcome. 👊🙏🏼😥
Smells like:
🌲 Evergreen woods...on steroids
🏔 Crisp Mountain air... on steroids
💦 Clean refreshing lakes... on steroids
Bye-Bye Beard Druff!
The hair on your beard is different than the hair on your face and your body. Dude, you need a beard wash, and no, not a shampoo, bar of soap or body wash that will strip your skin and beard dry and lead to itchy flakey skin and beardruff.
Remove the bad and keep the good with Nourishing Daily Beard Wash, formulated with Nutri-Beard Complex™ to
gently remove dirt and grime while retaining natural oils for a softer, fuller, healthier-looking beard.
• Rich, foamy lather
• Cleanse without drying beard or skin
• Prevent beard druff (aka beard dandruff)
• Soften & nourish beard
They Say Men Are Dogs
Studies show that dogs are cleaner than the average
man’s beard. Yep. That means your best friend, who’s on the floor licking himself right now, is cleaner than your beard. Dude, you need to feed your face a foamy explosion of goodness called Derm Dude. Use it. Every single day.
Take care of it and it will take care of you.
Potent Ingredients That Work
Argan Oil
Superfood hydrator for face & beard that helps soothe and calm skin and promote a healthy shine
Jojoba Protein
Deep cleans skin and beard while helping to replenish and condition damaged facial hair
Jojoba Oil
Conditions & softens both facial hair and skin while strengthening the hair and cleaning the hair follicle, which helps maintain a healthy-looking beard
Aloe
Known for its healing properties, helps to calm itchy skin and promote a healthier, flake-free beard
Provitamin B2
Helps to support hair elasticity for a smoother-looking beard
FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $60