Ok, Dude, so maybe it’s still early on in your smokin’ hot new relationship, and every night feels like date night, or maybe you’re 20+ years into forever (and ever). But you’re both past due for a wild throwback (CENSORED) on the kitchen table (after the dishes have been properly rinsed and neatly stacked in the dishwasher, of course). Either way, successful date nights can either be the key gateway to happily ever after, while bad date nights could mean carpel tunnel syndrome and a lifetime of celibacy & weekends watching reruns of Friends.
But fear not my dudes, because this is precisely why your brothers in arms (and sacks, cracks & all other parts) at Derm Dude™ are here to make sure anyone you take on a date brags about you (versus barfs because of you).
As I write this blog post, I am only a few short hours away from my own Derm Dude Date Night ‘Pre-Game’ checklist. Later this evening, my girlfriend and I will enjoy a couple’s pedicure and foot massage.
*Pro-tip dudes: If she doesn’t believe that your sharp, unruly, armor-piercing toe-nails are not actually kept that way for HER protection and defense in case you’re both mugged, then turn a lemon into lemonade and plan pedicures for date night. 😉
Without further ado, here's your official Derm Dude Date Night Pre-Game Checklist: